How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You by the Oatmeal

How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

This graphic novel is a complete explanation of the mind and behavior of the cat.  Apparently, they are evil and wish to kill us all.  So cute when they sleep, they dream of flying jets and riding dinosaurs.  The best part of the book shows what happens when they switch roles with humans.  The cat is shown reading a book, ignoring his human who stands at the door waiting to be let in, with predictable but comic results.

The level of satisfaction when a man walks his dog is 100% for both parties.  The level of satisfaction when walking the cat is 0%.

The two Bob Cats who work in an office get more plotting done than actual work.  They wear ties and conspire to get their tummies rubbed by their fellow workers.  There is an unnecessary chapter on assessing the homosexual qualities of your pet.  Otherwise, this book is hilarious.

Written by New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, aka TheOatmeal.com, the book includes “Cat vs Internet”, “How to Pet a Kitty” and a guide to interpret “Direction of Ears”.  A must-read for all cat fans!

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